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Meet ELLA. Developed by Hannah's inventor dad, ELLA is a revolutionary helper android running a breakthrough AI dubbed the Emergent Learning Living Algorithm.

After years of secret development, failed attempts, and constant doubt from Hannah, today her dad finally gets to unveil his magnum opus to his skeptical daughter.

However, even though ELLA's AI has been trained on the internet, she now has the real world to contend with! Who better to be her guide on how to be a teenage girl than Hannah!

Thing is, ELLA's AI was trained on the entire internet. And we all know what that's full of!

Come and guide ELLA on the many delights of the human experience...

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